Hotel Fun Facts

by delegatejessica

Well.. some of them are not so fun… some of them are just interesting observations. Perhaps “quirks” is a better word:

  • There is a small hose next to the toilet
  • There is not a shower curtain and none of us can figure out how to shower without recreating a scene from “Titanic” in the bathroom
  • There are brown splotches painted on our wall- one of these splotches is, in fact, not paint, rather it is a dead cockroach smashed  (it’s legs sprawled and poking off the wall) near the crown-molding
  • We have a few lamps in each room. None of them, however, have lightbulbs…
  • Our refrigerator has a lock and key on it
  • You need a key to unlock the door from the outside AND the inside
  • There are no towels… yeah…. no towels…
  • Did I mention the cockroaches?
  • We turn on our AC using a remote (it’s in Celsius and we have NO idea what to set it to)
  • The airport “Shuttle” is a light blue Toyota Corolla or, as the driver calls it “Small Japanese Car”
  • Our couches are a nice “camel beige” and there is a camel enclosure nearby. Perhaps you will see a picture of me on a camel in the next three weeks.
  • Our room is “Max 4” guests- but these beds can easily fit three a piece and we have a living room with a couch and 2 armchairs
  • There is waning arabic singing and brass music resonating down the alley where our hotel is located at 4am- hence why I woke up.. I think…
  • Contents of our kitchen include: Nutella, bananas, apples, crackers, Arabic equivalent of Pringles called “Mister Potato Crisps”, and round bread slices from the “London Bakery”
  • Did I mention NUTELLA?
  • We have a BIG BLUE fire extinguisher! WOAH!!!
  • There is a constant of “whirring” noise- I hope it’s the AC…
  • There are GORGEOUS rugs on our wooden floor
  • The cockroaches love them, too
  • Just kidding, there aren’t THAT many cockroaches. I just really don’t like roaches…
  • The elevator says it has a “Max. occupancy of 6”, but it’s only a 3’x3′ square…
  • The color of the wood our tables and doors are made of is a luxurious mahogany
  • The color of the roaches is slightly more sandy red
  • You can brush your teeth and wash your feet at the same time! Broken pipes- FTW
  • There’s one bracket that used to hold up a towel rod. The other bracket is missing.. so is the rod.. and there aren’t any towels to hang anyways
  • The bed is super comfy (especially with friends to snuggle with!)
  • The closets are wardrobes- Confirmation about connection to Narnia pending…
  • The TV in the lobby only plays infomercials and ads for “B” American movies (like some weird shark-attack film I’d never heard of before)

If you couldn’t tell, I can’t sleep still. Perhaps my insomnia will lead to an exciting blog for all to follow. Or, perhaps my posts will just get more and more ridiculous. Here, have a Riyal:

Riyals are so beautiful. They put Benjamins to shame.

For now, Aloha from Doha.

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